Kale Me Crazy
3
SBA Loans
$1.4M
Total Financed
$451K
Avg Loan Size
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YoY Loan Growth
How Kale Me Crazy Compares
- Ranks #474 of 1,075 Restaurants & Food brands by SBA loan count (#1,721 of 3,543 overall).
- Its average loan of $451K is 8% above the Restaurants & Food median of $419K.
- With only 3 loans on record, its own charge-off rate isn't statistically meaningful -- for context, Restaurants & Food brands overall see a 1.3% charge-off rate across 11,372 loans.
SBA Loan Activity by Fiscal Year
| Fiscal Year | Loans | Total Financed |
|---|---|---|
| FY2020 | 2 | $765K |
| FY2024 | 1 | $589K |
FY2024 may be a partial year -- the SBA dataset is refreshed quarterly and the most recent fiscal year is often incomplete.
Where Kale Me Crazy Is Getting SBA-Financed
Recent SBA-Financed Kale Me Crazy Locations
Borrower names and amounts as reported in the SBA's public 7(a) loan dataset.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Kale Me Crazy growing or shrinking?
Kale Me Crazy doesn't have enough SBA loan activity in both FY2023 and FY2024 to calculate a reliable year-over-year trend. For context, it ranks #474 of 1,075 Restaurants & Food brands by total SBA loan count since FY2020 -- a snapshot of scale, if not of trend.
How much does it cost to open a Kale Me Crazy franchise?
We don't have that figure -- investment ranges and fees come from a franchisor's Franchise Disclosure Document (FDD), which this site doesn't parse (see methodology). The average SBA loan size of $451K (8% above the typical Restaurants & Food brand's $419K) is a rough proxy, but SBA loans often cover only part of total investment.
What's the SBA loan default rate for Kale Me Crazy?
Kale Me Crazy only has 3 SBA loans on record -- too few to calculate a meaningful charge-off rate on its own. For context, Restaurants & Food brands overall see a 1.3% charge-off rate across 11,372 loans.
Top SBA Lenders
- Ameris Bank1
- JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association1
- Byline Bank1
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Source: SBA 7(a) FOIA loan dataset. View dataset